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March 02, 2004

These Newfangled Voting Methods Suck

Do you remember that kid in school who always ruined everyone's fun by complaining to the teacher. Some idiots ruined a good thing by complaining that the old, time tested punch card voting system was no good.

Now look at all the problems.

And too much money has been invested in the new systems to just throw them out. i voted with the new "felt tip pen" method in L.A. County and i didn't like it one bit. It seems to me there's more of a chance of stray marks than with the old system. The hole in the plastic template didn't line up exactly with the circle on the ballot, making me paranoid that the circle was not being filled in entirely. Voting took twice as long for me as it used to.

But then Democrats want it this way. It makes it so much easier to cry foul if an election doesn't go like they want it.

Posted by annika, Mar. 2, 2004 |
Rubric: annikapunditry



Comments

Thankfully, in my county, every one is pleased with puttin' an "X" next to the name of the candidate you choose, but they don't invalidate your ballot if you use a check mark.

Posted by: Tiger on Mar. 2, 2004

I also voted with the pen thingy, and it seemed to line up fine. Of course, now I am terribly worried.

Also, I checked out your voted advice, and seem to have followed it fairly closely. I particularly liked your advice on choosing judges, which is pretty much exactly what I did.

Posted by: other Annika on Mar. 2, 2004

Oopsie. That should have read voter advice.

Posted by: other Annika on Mar. 2, 2004

How about an electronic machine that you insert your card into, it prints your vote out on the card (that you can read) which is the confirmation of your electronic vote. Then drop your card (after checking it) into a box to be used in case of recount. Perhaps also a random number assigned to your vote that can be checked online.

Is it that difficult to design, or is someone trying to make it more convoluted than it needs to be.

Posted by: Steve S. on Mar. 2, 2004

i hear the democrats are looking into a voting machine idea where you insert your ATM card and they can wire the "walking around money" directly into your account as you vote.

Posted by: annika! on Mar. 2, 2004

Goodness, here in the backwoods of Indiana we have voted on computerized voting machines for the last three or four Presidential elections--and in California you're using a PEN?????

Posted by: Susie on Mar. 2, 2004

It's a special pen. (No, I don't know what's so special about it. I was perfectly OK with punching out chads as recently as October.)

And Annika, I don't get your Democrat/ATM joke. Am I really, really dense?

Posted by: other Annika on Mar. 2, 2004

Bottom Line:

Living in a free society requires a minimum standard of intelligence, common sense and self sufficiency.
If you can not master the punch card ballot then you should not be allowed to vote:

Those who find punch card ballots "confusing" should also have their driver's licenses taken away because clearly they are a danger to large crowds of pedestrians. Even an illiterate can use a punch card ballot...he calmly raises his hand and says to an election volunteer: "I want to vote for X...please show me the hole to punch."

Remember, the entire "controversy" about punch card ballots began solely because the Dems lost Florida in '00.

Posted by: Jason O. on Mar. 3, 2004

No hun, you're not dense, that was one of my obscure historical references. i think it was the first Mayor Daley in Chicago who used to give "walking around money" to bums on the street in exchange for their votes on election day.

Greg can correct me if i'm wrong on that.

Posted by: annika! on Mar. 3, 2004

I still vote in my neck of redneckland (rural Pennsylvania) with a pencil, and I have to fill in the dot.

What's so hard with that?
You should at least be smarter than a bar of soap to be able to vote.

Posted by: Tom on Mar. 3, 2004

Perhaps it's not surprising that the Dems have gotten cheaper since Mayor Daley's era in Chicago...I recall a local news crew in Wisconsin caught some Gore volunteers passing out packs of cigarettes to Milwaukee's homeless on election eve.

Tourist tip: Don't ever try to give anything other than currency to bums in downtown Boston...they pull uninformed tourist bodies out of the Charles River a few times a year....It's not exactly a mugging in that they only want 10 or 20 bucks and they don't take your wallet: think of it as an evening pedestrian toll on the Charles River Esplanade.


Posted by: Jason O. on Mar. 3, 2004

Well, like I always says: Just because you can do something with a computer doesn't mean you have to. 'Round these parts we still use lever booths. You close the curtain with a handlebar, flick the levers next to the names of your choices, pull the handlebar to open the curtain and reset the levers for the next guy.
The votes are registered on a mechanical number dial. No electricity required. Just the way I like it! :)

Posted by: Tuning Spork on Mar. 4, 2004