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April 29, 2008

Useless AI Blogging

Worst Idol season ever.

I half expected Paula to say she was dodging sniper fire on the way to the Kodak tonight.

DC is solid again, but he'll always be Daughtry lite.

Jason should have gone home last week, and failed to take advantage of his second chance. He needs to go home.

Brooke went 1 and 1. Second song was nice; first was ill advised.

DA had an off week. Utterly unconvincing on both songs.

Someone please take up a collection to buy Syesha some shoes.

Posted by annika, Apr. 29, 2008 | TrackBack (0)
Rubric: Arts


Hey, you are the girl with the shoes; send her a pair or two, Imelda.

Posted by: shelly on Apr. 30, 2008

It's funny how Simon has reacted to her this year. He's past being offended, and now watches the train wreck with mild amusement, and a modicum of compassion. One wonders, how long before they lock her up?

The Neil Diamond stuff was refreshing. It's too bad that the guy who lost his razor didn't sing them all. He's the only one with a clue.

That fucking sideshow-bob wannabe should have been booted weeks ago. Talk about phoning it in, all he's thinking about is that teeny bopper ass he's going to be getting on the road. On the upside, it's gonna burn everytime he takes a whiz.

Brooke should have gone earlier too. Her shit is weak. If the season sucked, blame the vox populi. There was talent in the beginning, but it was killed in the crib.

Archelleta? Every fucking song he sings sounds the same, and I'm soooo fucking tired of that upraised palm of the extended right hand, as if he's holding an amputated elephant testicle. Is there no one there to teach them the basics of public speaking?

Does one dare? Oh, why stir the fire, she'll be gone next week.

Posted by: Casca on May. 1, 2008

Two paragraphs, Cas.

By the way, what are YOU doing watching that crap?

Posted by: shelly on May. 1, 2008

Lol, touche. I watch because there is a political component. It give me a measure of the polity of the show. One must keep in touch with the tastes of the hoi polloi. Plus, I like Simon's honest judgments, and the fact that he's making scads of ooof by sitting next to a moron.

Posted by: Casca on May. 2, 2008

Holy shit! you're back. i'm a little slow, i guess, sometimes. anyway, greetings! and happy new year, congrats, etc...

I only watched AI this week because i'd just returned from n'orleans and needed to zone out after the flight. Honestly, there was better entertainment and talent on the plane home than on that stupid show. how come the moron hasn't been thrown off the panel yet?

Posted by: d-rod on May. 2, 2008

Yes, it used to be.

Posted by: Casca on May. 9, 2008