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January 24, 2008

Useless SWA Blogging

It used to be "ha ha suckas, I'm in group A and you're all losers!" Now some idiot has changed the rules and I can only go, "haha suckas I'm in group A, number 20!" meaning there are still 19 people who I am not better than, which sucks.

Posted by annika, Jan. 24, 2008 | TrackBack (0)


Yeah, but now you are a yuppie, in the real meaning of the acronym, and can afford to be one of the 19, let's just say, number one if you want to be. (Admit it Annie, it feels good to have the jingle in your jeans, doesn't it?)

Money talks (like always) and, oh well, you know....

Posted by: shelly on Jan. 24, 2008

Soooo, whaaat, you'd rather rule in hell than serve in heaven? That what you're sayin'?


Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Jan. 25, 2008

I had a summer of hell, where I had to fly back and forth to Oakland every week on SWA. It sucked. I was pretty casual, since I was travelling for the week, but the daytrippers on business would be appropriately dressed for their task, blue suit & power tie.

One morning, sitting in the facing seats, which are best if you wish to harange your seatmates in hell, Mr. La Jolla sat across from me, and began to sweet talk the lovely next to me. I knew he was from La Jolla, because he had to tell us all several times. During his foray at the young lovely, I chanced to glance down, and see a cockroach crossing the aisle from a snoring black fellow's direction, no doubt a denizen of the fair city to which we were bound, both of them. The roach entered our seating area, only observed by me, and I very loudly STOMPED him. All eyes were afixed when I lifted the bottom of my shoe to the others and observed, "Cockroach, headed home." It shut them up. These are the moments that warm my heart.

I usually hand my drink tickets to the portly stew at the door, and tell her to keep them coming. Often, I'm served before liftoff. Heh, if you're going to be in hell, may as well be the drunkest one there.

Posted by: Casca on Jan. 25, 2008

Why haven't you been on any of my flights? The movies usually aren't that good and you'd be endlessly entertaining. I guess the two most entertaining flights so far were with SDSU's baseball team and once in one of those giant military cargo planes, sitting in jump seats and wearing ear plugs while headed to Guam from Hawaii.

Posted by: Joules on Jan. 25, 2008

Just saw Rambo today. It makes the battle scenes in Saving Private Ryan look like an Airsoft match.

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Posted by: ulxctjohif on Jan. 27, 2008

Hey people... you think Anni'd be pissed if I posted Lindsay Logan's (*snort*) name here, just so some fans'll find this on Google and post up some teenaged luuuuuv letters??

(*evil grin*)

Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Jan. 28, 2008

I'm not 100% she's back to blogging, but it _would_ make for some interesting conversation here at AJ if you did. I'm not all that aware of the gossip but haven't noticed much Lindsey action in the magazines at the grocery stores. I guess Heath Ledger is the latest big story?

Posted by: Joules on Jan. 29, 2008

Wait, you're back?!?! I checked your blog hoping it would be back and it is! Sweet. I didn't post very often, but read religiously, welcome back!

Posted by: Rob on Jan. 30, 2008

Yeah, Joules. Poor fella's managed to dominate lately. It's even got to the point where people are taking an old MTV interview as proof that Jack Nicholson had Ledger knocked off.

Yes, the first posts had to have been jokes (they had to have been!)... but it's the idiot parade of believers that followed that shows how gullibly stupid segments of the population are.

But anyway... this blog. I just don't see a mention of Ledger dragging in the pre-adolescent luuuuuv poetry that posting Logan's (*snicker*) name did.

Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Jan. 30, 2008

I wouldn't believe the Jack Nicholson theory for a split-second! I'll bet it was the pneumonia/recreational drug and alcohol use/sleeping pills plus doing a bunch of movies and breaking up with his family that did him in.

Posted by: Joules on Jan. 30, 2008