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March 29, 2005

The Spanking Cure

i have no comment on this one.

Posted by annika, Mar. 29, 2005 |
Rubric: Science & Technology


Well, I have a comment. From the article-- what the hell does "A standard treatment course entails 30 sessions with 60 of the best" mean?

60 of the best what? Best-hung dwarves?


Posted by: Kevin Kim on Mar. 30, 2005

You didn't post the money quote:

"The Russian team says they are now charging for the caning sessions and are getting over U.S.$ 100 per patient for a standard treatment."

$100 to spank someone's bottom? I had heard that the standard rate was $500.

Posted by: physics geek on Mar. 30, 2005

Spanking kept me on the straight and narrow...Thanks Mom!!!

Posted by: Jason O. on Mar. 30, 2005


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Posted by: Robert Mc-Lelland on Mar. 30, 2005

Is that the real McLelland? I ask because he seems to be on even more drugs than usual.

Posted by: Dave J on Mar. 31, 2005

There is more to this story that the linked article doesn't go into:

"The whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patients receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex. The effect is astounding: the patient starts seeing only bright colors in the surrounding world, the heartache disappears, although it will take a certain time for the buttocks to heal, of course," Sergei Speransky told the Izvestia newspaper.


"Mistress, may I have some more?"

Posted by: Desert Cat on Mar. 31, 2005