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October 31, 2004

What Should i Have Been For Halloween?

You Should Be a Martini for Halloween!

You Should Be a Martini for Halloween!

What should you be for Halloween?

Well, since i'm not dressing up, i believe i'll just have a martini.

Posted by annika, Oct. 31, 2004 |
Rubric: Dumb-Ass Quizzes


You shoudda been a damsel in da-stress. Arrrgh!

Posted by: d-rod on Oct. 31, 2004


They found that the fountain of youth,
Was a mixture of gin and vermouth

But if you have martinis, stop at 3, because as Dorothy Parker wrote:

"I'll drink one martini,
Two at the most --
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under the host"

Happy Halloween.

Posted by: Col Steve on Oct. 31, 2004

It's guys like Col. Steve that ruin the fun for the rest of us with their well meaning advice.

Annie, things are not looking good for the future of America and the world right now. Unless the traditional overpolling of Democrats on Fridays and Saturdays holds true for the tracking polls I've seen today, we are both gonna need a pitcher full of martinis on Tuesday night to kill the pain.

Posted by: shelly on Oct. 31, 2004

You're not dressing at all? Cool!

Posted by: Victor on Nov. 1, 2004