Oh, come now. There are plenty of examples of community organizers who've made that occupation into a full-time job. Hezbollah, Hamas, the Taliban...

good point.

Seems like Dan Quayle was over qualified.

Well then, we could look as his work as a law professor.

He is probably the only professor in history to not have one article or paper published in a peer publication.

I thought his status as octoroon guaranteed him the throne. What is this world coming to? Just hand over all your money and he won't hurt you.

Rush is right, there is something magical about him. Perhaps after vanishing our capital gains he can make the statue of Liberty disappear too. (and yes, ofcourse I had to look up 'octoroon')

Octoroon has a nice ring to it, but clearly he's mulatto. Boomshakalacka comrades.

OK, Annie, come clean; are you in the blogging biz or not?

I had a girlfriend years ago who would appear for a while, disappear for months and reappear without any notice. This went on for years; are you her daughter?

Stop resisting the Obamania!

Obama is the new Chuck Norris!

However, unlike Chuck, Obama weeps frequently over the blight of social injustice in the world and American hegemony over the very same.

And, knowing what the legendary tears of Chuck Norris could do, we can logically conclude that Obama will cure cancer upon being sworn in!

C'mon, everyone, this is "change we can beLIEve in"!!!

Maybe that has something to do with you, Shelly.

(*Ducks*)

McCain is losing his appeal by lining up behind the GOP uber-machine he once rebelled against, so the center is shifting away from him. Watch him continue to struggle to determine what his real platform is.

Obama continues to move people with his speeches, though he's careful to stay abstract.

Oh, and since you seem opposed to Obama, who are you going to vote for? I'm assuming your stance from your March 1, 2007 blog entry still stands;

"I have already publicly pledged that I will not vote for John McCain in the unlikely event that he gets the Republican nomination. I stand by that pledge, but I'm adding this addendum: If the Republican Party is stupid enough to nominate McCain, I plan to write in "Preston Taylor Holmes."

Hey, y'know what this blog needs? Annika's Jeopardy. August is coming....

Jeopardy? That takes work. Don't you get it?

The girl has a new yuppiemobile on which she has to to make the payments, a new wardrobe, lots and lots of new shoes, and a relationship she has to actually worry about. No time to blog for the likes of us low lifes.

I was thinking of just asking for a few poems, but Jeopardy, now, that is a big time ask...

Go buy a game at Walmart.

there is a small chance that Jeopardy will return next month. that chance can be quantified by the following equation:

If x=3, and y=5, the expression 7x + y - 4 becomes 7 x 3 + 5 - 4 which is equal to 21 + 5 - 4 or 22.

BRAAAAAP!! What is Pasadena?

You feel that the unwashed who read this occasional drive by blog need to be explained how to solve an algebra 101 equation?

What? You think you have a bunch of swooning Obama disciples here?

Think again.

Jeopardy takes too much time; just post the fuckng poems and go shine up your new Beemer.