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February 05, 2008

First Trial Result

11-1 for the defense. I won!

Posted by annika, Feb. 5, 2008 | TrackBack (0)
Rubric: Legal Mumbo Jumbo



Comments

Congrats on a job well done!

Posted by: reagan80 on Feb. 5, 2008

Hurray!

Posted by: Joules on Feb. 5, 2008

I'm furiously chewing my own nipples, tears of pride in my eyes.

Posted by: Kevin Kim on Feb. 5, 2008

Kevin, you little weirdo, solve your sexual problems with your therapist; this is more than we need to know about you.

Posted by: shelly on Feb. 6, 2008

Shelly,

I had originally written:

Congratulations! And now GET READY FOR SOME MINDBLOWING SEX!

...but I feared that that would produce one of those "Uh, OK... backing away slowly" responses. Hence the changeover to mammary papillar self-abuse.


Kevin
never said it would be sex with ME; for all we know I might've meant she'd have to watch me hump a sheep

Posted by: Kevin Kim on Feb. 6, 2008

Just remember to inflate it first.

Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Feb. 6, 2008

So, how do we find out more about that witness that said different things on the stand than when he/she/they/it were talking to you pre-trial? I'm curious about this, but I'm wondering if that stuff is priviledged information, therefore unpublishable in such an unrestricted forum.

And no, I mean unrestricted in a sense above and beyond Kevin's. :)

Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Feb. 6, 2008

Oh, one last thing: What wheels you buyin'? Somephin German?

Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Feb. 6, 2008

Kudos and congratulations! Heartfelt.

Posted by: gcotharn on Feb. 6, 2008

Excellent!

Posted by: Casca on Feb. 6, 2008

Congrats. See you need to pop into the old blogosphere occasionally just so that you can provoke nipple chewing comments...

Congrats.

Posted by: Stew on Feb. 6, 2008

Many congratulations.

Posted by: The Maximum Leader on Feb. 6, 2008

11-1?? Are juries in California allowed to be split? Dat don' make no sense.

Posted by: Tuning Spork on Feb. 6, 2008

Congrats!

[grumbles something about civil lawyers and their easy non-unanimous verdicts] ;-)

Posted by: Dave J on Feb. 6, 2008

Nice work, congradulations!

Posted by: Mike C. on Feb. 7, 2008

Congradulations. Good Job!

Posted by: chuck on Feb. 7, 2008

Congrats on a job well done.

Posted by: Andy on Feb. 7, 2008

Too many gah damn Cong Rats in these here comments amirite..

Posted by: 08nagaer on Feb. 7, 2008

Just the first of many...

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes on Feb. 14, 2008