Katie Couric already has one in her bathroom, but hers dispenses neatly folded sanctimony. Why? Because she doesn't give a shit what's hanging out of her own ass.

Kevin

Kevin you little weirdo. What do you have against Kiki?

I think she's brilliant; she got them to pay her an ungodly sum for failure. You're just jealous.

This solves the riddle: Why can't the Cal Bears ever win a championship?

That must be set for female asswiping.

What a waste of paper. Who needs a big wadd like that? , Well except maybe Rosie O'Donuts.

My cat can unwind the toilet paper real fast. I had to start placing it undersided instead of oversided so he could not unroll it.

So, how do you unroll it now?

Annie, you went to Berkeley? Was sodomy a requirement or elective?

;-)

Not impressed. When it can complete the final task the TP is meant for, then I'll take notice.

'Till then: Meh.

kyle, on a campus whose prodominate smell is the smell of urine, you want as much insulation as you can between your hand and pretty much everything.

Go Bears!

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