...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
Hillary sez:
I am going to take this conversation directly to the people of America, and I'm starting by inviting all of you to join me in a series of web chats over the next few days. . . . I need you to be a part of this campaign, and I hope you'll start by joining me in this national conversation.Okeydoke. I imagine when I log on Monday, the conversation might go a little bit like this:
hillary2008 joined the room
annikagyrl joined the room
annikagyrl: hi hillary, i mean mrs. clinton
hillary2008: Hillary is fine. How are you annikagyrl?
annikagyrl: i am fine. i cant believe im chatting with you
hillary2008: I want to start a dialogue with America about the challenges that face us after six years of failed policies. I'm glad you could join me.
annikagyrl: cool beans
hillary2008: Did you have a question for me?
annikagyrl: yes
hillary2008: Go ahead.
annikagyrl: okay, who killed vince foster?
hillary2008 left the room
annikagyrl: wtf?
vernonjordan69 joined the room
annikagyrl: hello
vernonjordan69: It has come to my attention that you have made an unsubstantiated, outrageous and untrue accusation against Senator Clinton, which is defamatory and libelous and was made with reckless disregard for the truth or falsity thereof. Further, you have published and disseminated said untrue accusation over the public internet. Your IP address has been recorded and a copy of your defamatory communication is being preserved. Your untrue accusations are actionable. I demand that you immediately cease all defamatory and derogatory remarks directed at Senator Clinton, including all statements made, written, distributed, disseminated, or otherwise published to any and all persons and/or entities either now, or in the future. I further demand that you immediately deliver to me, in care of my law firm, any and all copies of said defamatory statements, including handwritten, typewritten, or electronically digitized either magnetically or by means of any other method or data storage system for general storage and transfer of data between computers and/or electronic copies of same, and any and all unused, undistributed copies of same, or destroy such copies immediately and that you desist from this or any other defamatory, libelous, slanderous or otherwise tortious statements made about, concerning or in reference to Senator Clinton and/or any and all members of her family whether immediate or extended, including any of her successors, assigns, heirs and/or personal representatives, to wit, forthwith, and in perpetuity thereof. If I have not received an affirmative response from you by end of business, January 23, 2007, indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, and each of them, I shall take further action against you.
annikagyrl: holy cow, you mean me?
vernonjordan69: yeeeah you bitch
annikagyrl left the room
Annie, you got it all wrong; those who got in the way, got killed, not sued.
It is the Clinton way.
Posted by: shelly on Jan. 20, 2007lol, I was just wondering... who's going to teach all those hairy legged dykes how to use IRC?
Or, the computer keyboards with the "W"'s all missing that they left us?
Posted by: shelly on Jan. 21, 2007Well, at least we can get Jamie Gorelick back so she can rebuild the wall between the criminal and terrorist units over at the FBI; that ought to put us out of the counter terrorist business again.
Posted by: shelly on Jan. 21, 2007I would be upset, but I don't think she now has a snowballs chance. I think we should as a nation agree everyone to the following premise; Never again for any reason and at any level will we vote for anyone named Clinton, Bush, Dole, or Kennedy.
Posted by: kyle8 on Jan. 21, 2007Politically I don't like her but in person she is not an unpleasant person to be around. I along with several other Marines did security detail for her during the Victory in Europe celebrations. They wanted a lot heavier stuff than the secret service agents are used to carrying so they had us set up in locations such as her hotel room etc. with medium machine guns (M-60) and M-16's. Same for all Gore's room and we were under every podium they stood on as well. Mrs. Clinton and Chelsea took it all in their stride (Bill did not attend) and were nice considering they had a bunch of infantry dorks hanging out with them all the time. I have no idea what they were expecting to happen but it was fun duty as it was so far outside of the norm of what we were usually doing. I still wouldn't vote for her even if she was the last candidate. I would pencil in Donald Duck or something.
Posted by: Andy on Jan. 21, 2007Pencil in Donald Duck--I love it! Your story is interesting, Andy. I'm sure Mrs. Clinton isn't beyond redemption but she's beyond my vote. My dad's a retired Navy chaplain and we learned a lot about stuff you don't normally hear about when he served for a year at 8th and I in Washington, D.C. He led a Bible study that Ollie North attended occasionally.
I sat behind Col. and Mrs. North at a wedding when I was home from college--during the Iran-Contra hearings. She was wearing that red and white dress she wore several times while attending the hearings. At the reception we were introduced and I told him I was majoring in English Lit. He said, "I've got a book you could write!"
Posted by: Joules on Jan. 21, 2007You'd have done better to write his current series, "War Stories".
The guy must be making millions now, and I am happy as a clam for him.
Like GWB, he took bullets for all of us.
We need to do something about our liberal mainstream media that villifies every hero that stsands up for America. The Hate America First group has to go.
Posted by: shelly on Jan. 21, 2007Nyah, hate to spoil this for all you civilians, but who would use an M60 in a public setting but a bunch of know-nothing buffoons like the Clintons? All it woiuld do is make a mess. Who did you belong to then Andy?
As for LtCol North, he was a mediocre LtCol out of his element. When you run an intel op, you maintain plausible deniability. His ego wouldn't let him. I've met him a half dozen times, and conversed with him twice. He stands up to his rep as an egotistical solid gold prick, even if he is one of ours.
Posted by: Casca on Jan. 21, 2007May be, but compared to Murtha and John Kerry, he looks pretty solid to me.
True, he just did ride a desk, but he did some good work against terrorism and for that he deserves some respect.
Posted by: shelly on Jan. 21, 2007He did more than ride a desk. He was one of the gunfighters of 1968, when cocksuckers like Clinton were smoking dope and getting laid regular. I didn't say that on a certain level that I don't respect him, but I don't lionize him as most do.
Just had an epiphany on the Bronco Bomber hoohaa. He is this cycle's Howard Dean. The question is not will he implode, but when.
Posted by: Casca on Jan. 21, 2007Straw, you got your better half a treadmill for Kwanzaa?
Good on you!
Posted by: Radical Redneck on Jan. 21, 2007Hey guys, check out the foilage behind Hillary during the "announcement" that she had just decided to form an exploratory committee!!!
It is full on October, certainly not winter (a freezing cold one, at that)in Washington, DC, er... New York, er... Arkansas er... Illinios, or wherever the Hell she has moved now.
Posted by: shelly on Jan. 22, 2007Gak! Shelly, for a second I thought you wrote "Check out Hillary's foliage!"
Posted by: kyle8 on Jan. 22, 2007Col. Sanders has his Hillary Special on again this week:
Two small breasts and two fat thighs for $2.008.
Posted by: shelly on Jan. 22, 2007Casca,
I was with MCSFBn at the time:
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/agency/usmc/mcsfbn.htm
You are correct it would have made a mess but d@mn it would have been fun to open up with the pig in the middle of a city in England.
Posted by: Andy on Jan. 22, 2007