...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
I can attest to the accuracy of the video below, because I have a bunch of history degrees. It's the shit they don't tell you in school.
(It reminds me a lot of this famous site, which is also really funny.)
Via Pursuit.
They left out too much! Why didn't they talk about when Washington went into Hitler's bunker at the end of the war and kicked lil Adolf's ass all over the place? Suicide, my ass! He was beat down and left for dead by a 7'5" George Washington, Killing Machine.
And didn't ya know that Washington originally raised the flag on Iwo Jima? He so touched the hearts of the American fighting man that other Marines reenacted what he did, just so they could claim a small piece of ole George's aura.
And screw the atom bomb! FDR told Hirohito that George was gonna be in the first wave hitting the beach when we invaded Japan. That's why they surrendered!
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Hehe... "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs." Brilliant!
Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Jun. 9, 2006Do the creator's of this little diddy hear voices in their heads at night? They need to invest in some tinfoil.
Posted by: NOTR on Jun. 9, 2006I thought I was the only one with EXTRA testicles.
Posted by: Casca on Jun. 9, 2006