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May 26, 2006

Just Tryin' To Help Out

Everybody knows I'm a Republican and therefore am good friends with Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling. So with the recent unfortunate unpleasant verdicts, I thought I'd do what I could to ease the transition to their new lifestyle.

I consulted the Prison Bitch Name Generator.

Herafter Ken Lay shall be known as: "Queer Johnny," and Jeff Skilling shall be known as "Butt Blaster."

Nice monikers.

Just out of curiosity, I checked my own. It is "Ben Dover," which, coincidentally enough, is the name I used when I did that 5 year stretch for check kiting back in the '90s.

Update: A little more research on folks who are (or should be) in prison yields the following gems:

Michael Jackson = "Wannabe." As in wannabe startin' somethin?

Martha Stewart = "Backroom Baller." Sounds like an AC/DC song.

Ted Kennedy = "Fudge Packer." Thus the waistline.

Scott Peterson = "Man Hole."

O.J. Simpson = "Glory Hole."

Saddam Hussein = "Honey Hole."

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When I input "reagan80" and leave the last name box blank, I get "Cum Stain".

Posted by: reagan80 on May. 26, 2006

sorry to hear that. have you tried bleach?

Posted by: annika on May. 26, 2006

Some other fun ones...

Bill Clinton: Soap Jockey
Monica Lewinsky: Shit Eater (not quite, but around there...)

My name: Stroker. That's what they all say.

Posted by: Lelia Katherine Thomas on May. 26, 2006

Not yet, but....


Posted by: reagan80 on May. 27, 2006

My full name yields Donkey Schlong, Scof gives Famous Anus. that is funny.

Posted by: Scof on May. 27, 2006