...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
Everybody knows I'm a Republican and therefore am good friends with Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling. So with the recent unfortunate unpleasant verdicts, I thought I'd do what I could to ease the transition to their new lifestyle.
I consulted the Prison Bitch Name Generator.
Herafter Ken Lay shall be known as: "Queer Johnny," and Jeff Skilling shall be known as "Butt Blaster."
Nice monikers.
Just out of curiosity, I checked my own. It is "Ben Dover," which, coincidentally enough, is the name I used when I did that 5 year stretch for check kiting back in the '90s.
Update: A little more research on folks who are (or should be) in prison yields the following gems:
Michael Jackson = "Wannabe." As in wannabe startin' somethin?
Martha Stewart = "Backroom Baller." Sounds like an AC/DC song.
Ted Kennedy = "Fudge Packer." Thus the waistline.
Scott Peterson = "Man Hole."
O.J. Simpson = "Glory Hole."
Saddam Hussein = "Honey Hole."
When I input "reagan80" and leave the last name box blank, I get "Cum Stain".
Posted by: reagan80 on May. 26, 2006sorry to hear that. have you tried bleach?
Posted by: annika on May. 26, 2006Some other fun ones...
Bill Clinton: Soap Jockey
Monica Lewinsky: Shit Eater (not quite, but around there...)
My name: Stroker. That's what they all say.
Posted by: Lelia Katherine Thomas on May. 26, 2006My full name yields Donkey Schlong, Scof gives Famous Anus. that is funny.
Posted by: Scof on May. 27, 2006