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May 22, 2006

Predictions For Tonight's 24 Finale

Jack and Audrey will try to have sex. Audrey will attempt to delay her orgasm until Jack shouts "NOW!" They both finally give up in frustration when they realize Jack is unable to "upload" anything without Chloe's help. Jack will then confront President Logan, shoot him in the leg, and go into hiding. Rocket Romano will then perform emergency first aid, but die in a freak helicopter mishap while helping evacuate the president on Marine One. A guilt-ridden Henderson will return to CTU, revive Tony, and with the help of Barbaro's vet, create a superhuman CTU agent by attaching Tony's head to a robotic body. Finally, a plane will crash somewhere.

Posted by annika, May. 22, 2006 | TrackBack (0)
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Comments

What ever happened to the good old days of Peter Pumpkin?

Posted by: shelly on May. 22, 2006

Heh, that's pretty good. I think we could sell that.

Posted by: Casca on May. 23, 2006

I thought it was a pretty decent season finale. Of course, you have to put your sense of reality on hold but that's the fun of it. I was switching back all night between 24, Alias, and the NBA playoffs.(Alias used to be one of my favorite shows, but it really has gone down hill the past couple of seasons. I think it must have to do with Jennifer Garner hooking up with the no talent ass clown, Ben Affleck.)

BTW, I think it was Matt with whom I was debating the merits of Dallas. And if I recall I predicted that Dallas would win the Western Conference and eventually the title. Who is laughing now people?
The team has a relentless offense and a lot more "D" than people give them credit for.

Posted by: Blu on May. 23, 2006

Blu,

Who would have thought it but you and I finally have a strong agreement about something-Ben Afflack, what a stiff. He is the only person who can by comparison make Jennifer Lopez appear to be acting.


I was dissapointed that San ANtonio lost but was impressed with the Mav's. SA had no answer for Terry and PArker, who can be as effective as Terry, was clearly not at his best. Could be Tropical Langoria fever has him a bit depleted of his PBF.

Posted by: Strawman on May. 23, 2006

Looks like we agree on two things, Straw: (1) Ben sucks butt and (2) this year's NBA playoffs have been outstanding. Actually, I was pulling for SA as well, but believed Dallas would beat them. Dallas is the one team every bit as deep as SA. If they get by Phoenix and meet Detroit (or Miami), I think it is that depth that will get them over the hump. I do not, however, look forward to having to watch that little dork, Mark Cuban, celebrate if his team happens to win.

Posted by: Blu on May. 23, 2006

Dallas over Detroit?! Now that's good comedy!

Posted by: annika on May. 23, 2006

You mean the same Detroit team that barely beat a horrible Cleveland team?....you mean that 6-deep team that can barely score 80 points a game?

Hey, granted they play great defense. But, they have nobody than can guard Dirk or Josh Howard. (And don't start telling me about Ben Wallace. Yeah, he can block shots at the rim, but he won't even bother Dirk on the perimeter. Wallace will have to take a shot at the German.)They are going to have play a whole lot better than they did against Cleveland to beat Dallas....and that's assuming they can get by Shaq and Wade.

We shall see.......

Posted by: Blu on May. 23, 2006