I always feel foolish if I order a light drink and then get whipped cream on top. Kinda defeats the purpose, KWIM?

I freakin' hate taxes.

Now, Now, whipped cream can be your friend. It all depends upon what bodily part you put it on.

ANNIKA! do you see yourself ever visiting Houston for any reason? If so, My wife and I would gladly show you around or cook you a mahvelous southern meal. Same goes for you CASCA, you have all the makings of a southern "good ol boy" you like booze, football, and America.
Shelly, I don't know, you got too much USC in ya, Oh well, guess I could overlook that.
Strawdog, I could probably expand your mind, but your head might asplode if you ever had a new idea.

These cartoons crack me.

This one is funnier 'n cat piss.

Firstly, thank you for your kind offer kyle, but it seems that some very bad things can happen to you when you meet people on the internet. I just saw a government sponsored PSA about people on the internet who want to meet you in the flesh. I don't want to finish my days chained naked in a basement in Texas with a ballgag in my mouth.

Secondly, heh, I'm the word coiner around here. Well, perhaps it was an accident, but I believe that you meant "assplode".

Thirdly, this cartoon shit STILL isn't funny.

Actually, casca, neither you nor kyle made up "asplode." That honor goes to Strong Bad. I would post the link, but mu.nu will not let me. Check out the video games section.

And, annika, I think the comics are freakin' hilarious. Keep 'em coming!

Wrong again LF. I hope you're not this shoddy when charging your clients at an obscene rate. Kyle's use of "asplode" is the Texican equivalent of those who speak the King's English saying "explode", whereas "assplode" is what happens when straw opens his mouth. It is something akin to the diarrheal erruption one experiences when one has an extreme case of food poisoning.