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November 29, 2005

If i Had A Blog

by annika b.

If i had a blog i would write about only shiny things
like my hair, or your nose

If i had a blog i would post naked pictures all the time
but of you

i would also post drink recipes,
and then drink them while blogging

If you had a blog you would name it after my cat, if i had a cat

If i had a blog i would write stupid free verse while listening
to my professor, and the boy with slightly wavy hair
who only raises his hand when he has something funny to say

Having a blog would be like being a superhero
but without the costume or the cool powers
i would wear boots and my underwear would be on the outside.

Posted by annika, Nov. 29, 2005 | TrackBack (0)
Rubric: On The Blogosphere



Because you have a blog and you are wimsical
I assume your poem is autobiographical.

Posted by: Jake on Nov. 29, 2005

Does this chick post anything that matters?

Posted by: Orion Testaclese on Nov. 29, 2005

Law School has finally gotten to you.

Take your meds.

Take a break and do something that resembles exercise.

Stay away from the computer.

Posted by: shelly on Nov. 29, 2005

Oh man.

Now I wish I had a blog!

I would compose posts consisting of a single letter, repeated over and over again. And people would marvel at my neurotic genius.

Posted by: The Law Fairy on Nov. 29, 2005

Tee Hee Hee! you are so silly! But I like it.

Posted by: Kyle N on Nov. 29, 2005

You doo have a blog Law Fairy, so let's get them nekid pictures up there. I wanna see some tits.

Posted by: Casca on Nov. 29, 2005

The shouts from the floor are "Take down his words; retract the award."

That is what football frustration will do to a grown man.

Posted by: shelly on Nov. 29, 2005

I am glad, at least, that you listen to your professor!

Posted by: Hugo on Nov. 29, 2005

Doesn't Madonna already have the underwear on the outside bit covered?

Posted by: MarkD on Nov. 30, 2005

Drinking while blogging?
Are you blogging when reading or writing?
I don't spel very good if writting while drinkking.

Posted by: Eddythedancingbear on Nov. 30, 2005

Why did I come here? I should have heeded their warns.......my friends warned me I would catch the dreaded Asian Blog Flu.....now my body is covered with blogspots. Great just great!

Posted by: Wm H on Dec. 11, 2005