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January 03, 2005

Scouring The Globe...

To bring you the most important news of the day.

This just in...

Ashley Simpson can burp the alphabet.

No word yet on whether she's lip-synching that too.

Posted by annika, Jan. 3, 2005 |
Rubric: Celebrity Watch



Comments

That's.......great.

Posted by: spydrz on Jan. 3, 2005

How did I KNOW that?

Anybody seen my aluminum baseball bat?

Posted by: Casca on Jan. 3, 2005

No offense Annika, and I'm sure you'll take this in the spirit in which it is said:

Who.Gives.A.Shit

On the other hand, her burping abilities would have been way more entertaining than her lame singing attempt.

It's a hot air thing, wouldn't you agree?

Posted by: joe on Jan. 3, 2005

This young lady has so many talents. With each new revelation my attraction increases.

Posted by: Jonathan on Jan. 3, 2005

The article proves that she KNOWS the alphabet...well, at least to the letter S.

Hmm...burping, acid reflux disease...Ashlee's innards are getting almost as much press space as Britney's feet...

Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Jan. 3, 2005

it doesn't surprise me. you have to admit, the girl is pretty damn normal. least circus freak-ish of all those teen stars.

Posted by: candy girl on Jan. 3, 2005

If she's "burp-synching", there's no proof that she actually knows the alphabet.

Posted by: gcotharn on Jan. 3, 2005

She's got a talent on par with the little kid in "Billy Madison."

Posted by: Micah on Jan. 4, 2005